Go away silly man. Go away.
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If life were a fairytail I’d be the bad and dark warlock living on a far far away mountain. One day a shiny princeling in white armour would obviously ride in on his white horse to throw me in some dark hellhole so that he’ll win the fickle princess and live with her happily forever after.

Thank the gods this ain’t a fairytail so instead of getting the short straw I’ll chop the morons head off and send the daft bimbo to hell. Maybe I’ll even find an evil witch along the way to take over the world with.
Life is indeed great.